Allsorts

Let me do it, let me do it,
Let me open my present.
Let me do it, let me do it,
Let me catch a pheasant.
Let me do it, let me do it,
Let me go to the moon.
Let me do it, let me do it,
Let me blow up the balloon.
Let me do it, let me do it,
Let me eat my cake.
Let me do it, let me do it,
Let me stay up late.
Let me do it, let me do it,
Let me kick the ball.
Let me do it, let me do it,
Let me stand up tall
Let me do it, let me do it,
Let me look at Peter.
Let me do it, let me do it,
Let me drink a litre.
Let me do it, let me do it,
Let me have a party.
Let me do it, let me do it,
Let me get a smarty.
Let me do it, let me do it
Let me do a roll.
Let me do it, let me do it,
Let me shoot a goal.

On my way to the bus I saw Christmas.
It was a calm Christmas.
It was a cool, calm Christmas.
It was a cold, cool, calm Christmas.
It was a caring, cold, cool, calm Christmas.
It was a charming, caring, cold, cool, calm Christmas.
It was a cheerful, charming, caring, cold, cool, calm Christmas.
And it wanted to get me in the Christmas spirit.

Pretty Penny‘s hair is as stiff as metal
Elastic as a rubber band
Neat as a beautiful Princess
Nearly a thousand medals
Younger than an eighteen year old girl

I have lots of friends – like a dolphin.
I’m as cute as a porcupine.
My hair is like a brown bear.
My teeth are as wobbly as a jellyfish.
My playing is as creative as imagination.
I’m as smart as a scientist.
My skin is as shiny as the sun .
My jokes are as funny as a clown.
I’m really talkative like a parrot.

A birthday version of Michael Rosen’s poem.

I went to the shop
to get me a cake.
Oh dear!
They gave me a snake.
Oh dear!
Look what I got?
Do I want that?
No I do not!

I went to the shop
to get me a game.
Oh dear!
They gave me a name.
Oh dear!
Look what I got!
Do I want that?
No I do not!

I went to the shop
to get me a gift.
Oh dear!
They gave me a lift.
Oh dear!
Look what I got!
Do I want that?
No I do not!

I went to the shop
to get me a party.
Oh dear!
They gave me a Smartie.
Oh dear!
Look what I got!
Do I want that?
No I do not!

On my way to the zoo
I saw a pig
It was a polish pig
It was a polite, Polish pig
It was a pink, polite, Polish pig
It was a curved tail, pink, polite, Polish pig.
And it wanted to eat me.

I am a sweet turtle
My shell is as heavy as an elephant
My tail is as tiny as a snail
My legs are as round as a circle
My swimming is as relaxed as a sloth
My walking is as swift as a cheetah

Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Can you stay away
When I say

Achoo!

Fantastic, fast ,friendly Felix.
Enjoying playing with me.
Laughing is what we do.
Intelligent and always fun
X-mas is what he loves.

Bye, Freya

I’m as strong as an elephant.
I’m as cute as Pikachu.
I’m as happy as Bulbasaur.
I’m as friendly as a dog.
My tail is as flaming as a fireball.