Allsorts

It’s school
in the hall
I hear a call

Once upon a time
there was a happy, caring boy called Ben
who had a magic pencil.

He use it to help the needy,
said the elderly, wise man.

When the smiling, kind boy saw homeless people
he drew them a comfy fun home.
When he saw starving people,
he drew them a nice, tasty feast to eat.

Time is running out
I‘m getting worried,
Get together.
Every tiger will be gone!
Rescue them
Save them

Rescue,
Our tigers
Careless people,
Kill tigers for fun!

Tail wagglers
great sniffers
floppy ears
good lookers
kind paws
playful things

Santa has a white beard
he wears red
he has eight reindeer
he says ho ho ho!
he has a red hat
he has a sleigh

Girls need food but boys don’t ?
Boys need an education but girls don’t?
What year is it?1901?

Oh… it’s Victorian times
Old Vicky’s rain was good
It was the time of the Industrial Revolution
Children worked for over 4 hours a day
How would you feel about it?

Maisie the crazy cat
Was such a silly brat
And that’s about I can say
Okay?

Boys go to Jupiter
To get more stupider
Mums go to Mars
Because they are stars
Dads go to Spain
To get a bigger brain

I don’t know what to put here
So I’m talking about delicious food
Like burgers, chips
French fries, pizza
And the best ice cream
And chocolate cake

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The only reason I’m happy
Is because of you