His look is wild, his name is Fred,
his hair completely hides his head.
Take a peek, show no surprise
you cannot even see his eyes .

Oh no it must be as I feared
His MOUTH is covered by his beard.
How does he breath how does he eat
How does he see to cross the street?

Perhaps he can’t see people stare
and cannot find the barber’s chair .
Until he makes a barber stop
he will remain less man, more mop.