Mum what’s snow?
Why?
Because I’ve never seen it.
Mum, what’s a tree or a bee?
A bee is an animal and a tree is nature.
Mum why is the sky blue?
Why?
Because it would look better if it were green
Mum, why are spiders wriggly?
Why?
Because there’s one crawling up your leg.
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