Ok, right… poetryzone.co.uk/send-us-a-poem is the link to where you can write these amazing poems (if you’re lucky, it will get posted to the Poetry Zone internet thingy… “website”…). Back to the poem… “LEVI, YOUR DINNER IS READY.” OK MUM. Chicken… MUM, YOU KNOW I AM VEGAN! Ok, back to the poem. I hated that 15 minutes of my life EATING MEAT!
M-E-A-T. Oh wait, you can read, you know how to spell meat… as in meet you at Wetherspoons… yeah. UUUH, I’M GETTING DISTRACTED… How will I write this poem without a shirt on… be right back
Exactly 96 seconds later (yes, I can count you… object…)
OK, I’m back… oh… I’ve been typing random words… I’M SUPPOSED TO WRITE A POEM. 2 Turkey Punches for me…