Our cool teacher
he dresses all snazzy
All the children say
he’s not lazy

My cool teacher
he is outstandingly cool
but he will get angry
if you break a rule

My cool teacher
with his partner, Ms Shaw
They tell us off if we’re naughty
and they lay down the law

Ms Nayla and Ms Underhill
They make us all laugh (especially “Fil”)
But I still think Mr Mealy is the coolest around
For coolness you’re the king
So let him be crowned!