As stinky as old socks,
As sticky as raspberry jam,
As slimy as green seaside rocks,
As crumbly as gone off ham!
First Poems
Spaghetti Bolognese
As slithery as wriggling worms
As bendy as an old string
As soft as a ladybird’s wings
As curly as a snail’s shell
As hot as the desert sand.
A Christmas Pudding
As squelchy as mud,
As salty as the wild sea,
As stick as a rose bud,
As warming as a hot cup of tea!
Cheese on Toast
As stinky as rotting bananas,
As soft as a lion’s mane,
As juicy as a green apple,
As sticky as old sweets!
Cheese on Toast
My cheese on toast is
As smelly as rotten pie,
As hot as the burning sun,
As messy as melting chocolate,
As small as a human tongue!
Spaghetti Bolognese
As black as a muddy mud pie,
As tasty as hot buttered toast,
As soft as long thick, green grass,
As slithery as a tin of maggots!
Cheese on Toast
As stinky as my black cat’s breath
As smelly as rotten garbage
As grubby as a sewer
As crunchy as a hobnob
Chocolate Cake
As light as a fluffy white cloud,
As delicious as a crunchy home baked biscuit,
As dark as a dirty lump of mud,
As crumbly as a handful of sand
Spaghetti Bolognese
As pretty as some chocolate
As curly as rock
As spicy as a pepper
Christmas Pudding
As sweet as a scrumptious sugar plum,
As hot as a large cup of tea,
As big as a mountain of sticks,
As juicy as squashy red tomato!
