As stinky as rotting bananas,
As soft as a lion’s mane,
As juicy as a green apple,
As sticky as old sweets!
First Poems
Cheese on Toast
My cheese on toast is
As smelly as rotten pie,
As hot as the burning sun,
As messy as melting chocolate,
As small as a human tongue!
Spaghetti Bolognese
As black as a muddy mud pie,
As tasty as hot buttered toast,
As soft as long thick, green grass,
As slithery as a tin of maggots!
Cheese on Toast
As stinky as my black cat’s breath
As smelly as rotten garbage
As grubby as a sewer
As crunchy as a hobnob
Chocolate Cake
As light as a fluffy white cloud,
As delicious as a crunchy home baked biscuit,
As dark as a dirty lump of mud,
As crumbly as a handful of sand
Spaghetti Bolognese
As pretty as some chocolate
As curly as rock
As spicy as a pepper
Christmas Pudding
As sweet as a scrumptious sugar plum,
As hot as a large cup of tea,
As big as a mountain of sticks,
As juicy as squashy red tomato!
Christmas Pudding
As scrumptious as a dark chocolate bar,
As brown as a muddy swamp
As juicy as a red apple
As sweet as honey!
Apple Pie and Custard
As hot as an oven
As crumbly as a fallen down statue
As slippery as a snake
As spicy as a hot red chilli
As yellow as the brightest African sun
As sweet as the ripest red strawberry
