The elf on the shelf is cheeky,
he is also very sneaky,
he comes at Christmas time,
he makes us all stand in line.
Although he just sits there
he has got real hair.
His jacket is red
and he makes a mess in dad’s shed.
Here it comes this year
Christmas is in the air now
And happy new year
Gifts for all of you
Wish you a merry Christmas
Build a great snowman
Christmas is going to come soon
Specially waiting for Santa
Wishes can be fulfilled
Said this boy named Banta
He’s absolutely excited
For the gifts he’ll get
Specially waiting for Santa
Wishing for a magical bat
Excited for his Christmas party
Specially waiting for Santa
Heaven keep him well and hearty
Both him and all his party!
He has already fixed a Christmas tree
With flashing lights
Specially waiting for Santa
A lovely sight
He’s even hung the socks
In the railing window
Specially waiting for Santa
Listening to the wind blow
After he slept all night
The hopeful Banta
Had his presents come?
Specially waiting for Santa
Christmas is great fun
Henry loves opening gifts
Red is the color of a gift
I open gifts you never know what you get
Seeing gifts being opened is extremely exciting
Tea and cacao are one of the most important things at Christmas
My favorite thing at Christmas is the fun with your family
A gift is being opened with excitement
Snowmen are fun, they make presents a little bit more fun
Gifts make people happy
I love gifts
For Christmas I will drink a lot of cacao
To mom and dad it says on the gift
Some people hates gifts.
Every year I see Santa.
This year he looked like the real Santa.
We went for a steam train ride.
We watched the coal go in the train.
We saw all the steam fly out.
It looked like fluffy white clouds.
Santa gave me a nerf gun with a laser.
It was a joyful day and I loved my hot chocolate.
Christmas, Christmas, how I love Christmas
Santa sitting on the reindeer, throwing presents and making it rain of happiness
Getting all the family together makes it all noisy
Sharing a bed is fun
Talking late with my cousins is fun
Christmas, Christmas, how i love Christmas
Christmas is really chaotic, even craz,y then over the years
Christmas presents give me a tears.
Well they are tears of joy,
I love the toys!
Oh Christmas dinner,
And friends, I love them, they full my heart with joy.
So bye bye for now and be on the good list!!!!!!
Christmas trees are bright,
they light up the night,
even though some people haven’t got good sight.
Santa Santa likes mince pies,
All the adults are pretending to be Santa
at this time of year,
well they try to in a way,
so try a mince pie,
and bye bye for now,
and just remember the real Santa is watching!
On the busiest night
Of Christmas Day
There are still things that will leave dismay.
As quiet children sleep
Softly and calm
A monster awakes to cause alarm.
It’s sharp yellow teeth
With scrapping fingernails
Creeps from the shadows, its skin quite pale.
It closes around the corner of the bed
Breathing down the child’s head.
It’s gnashers grind, clamp and creek
Sniffing out all it seeks.
The skeleton-like figure raises a claw hand
The skin of its finger feeling like sand.
It brushes against the poor victim’s cheek
Checking to see if generosity is weak.
This child has been greedy
Selfish and all
Not giving presents even to the needy.
The Christmas Nightmare grabs the child’s shoulder
Pulls it out of bed
Then the warm blankets are left colder.
Sometime you hear The Christmas Nightmare
It’s shoulders pop from its sockets
As another greedy child is stashed in its pockets.
It’ll leave you crying all night
Because The Christmas Nightmare always causes a fright.
Christmas Eve is a happy time
Kids running and jumping around
Waiting for presents on Christmas day
Put out a mince pie for Santa
Some reindeer food for Rudolph
Sadly though, not the other reindeers
Well you know, it doesn’t really matter
All that ‘reindeer food’ is….
I don’t mean to be a scrooge
Or anything like that
But reindeer food is just glitter and oats
Which makes the reindeer fat
One Christmas Eve they landed on a street
A street that held a competition
To see who could buy the most lights
They landed on the roof of the winner
Layered with lights that night
A runway was cleared the week before
For Santa and his sleigh
So they could deliver the presents
Ready for Christmas Day
Santa said to Rudolph
“Please don’t run away.”
He jumped down into the chimney
Far, far away
Something quite odd happens
When the word ‘don’t’ is said
You really want to do that thing
It messes with your head
Or in Rudolph’s case
It messes with his antlers
Rudolph charged like lightning
Majestically, he flew off the roof
At least, that was the image in his head
This is what really happened:
He ran to the edge of runway
Ready to take off for flight
Reaching the stars on that festive night
But the stars remained a long way away
And Rudolph got a fright
His antlers had gotten tangled
In all the flashing lights
The other reindeers began to panic
Santa would be EXTREMELY mad
They tried cutting the lights
Started a fire
Bashing his antlers on houses
Crumbled a lot of walls
Blixen even tried to untie them
Obviously, that idea was crazy
Since reindeers don’t have thumbs
If you think about it, thumbs are the only reason that humans rule the world
Santa was heard thudding back up the chimney
And the reindeers all hung their heads in shame
When Santa asked who’s fault it was
Comet gave Rudolph the blame
Santa gave Rudolph a good telling off
Then called Mrs Claus on his phone
She has very nimble fingers you know
Mrs Claus arrived in a jiffy
And untied the gigantic knot
They all sped away in Santa’s sleigh
Knowing they would be pursued
The whole street was wrecked, thanks to them
Back in the North Pole feeling comfy
They heard a knock on the door
Police were stood outside
This is what they said:
“We are here for you and the reindeer
For the damage you caused on Christmas night.”
So Santa squished in the police car
With Rudolph and Blixen and more
They were taken away
For six months and a day
For the crime they accidentally committed
Six boring months stuck in a cell
With eight reindeers and a woman called Tess
She was in for stealing a beautiful dress
So Santa and Rudolph are no longer friends
And none of it would have happened
If Rudolph had just behaved
Or if Santa had not said ‘don’t’
So if you don’t want to end up in prison
Please just follow this rule
If you’re in dismay
Then don’t disobey
Santa and his golden rules
And if you do then Tess might come
In the black of night and steal you’re beautiful dress:):):)