Yup, I’ve blown your mind
there you go,
Santa’s evil twin is REAL!
It’s a shock, I know

Come on kids,
hide under your sheets,
Sprouts and mouldy potatoes,
At Christmas, that’s what he EATS!

He steals your gifts.
He takes them for his own!
And, he thinks kids are hopeless,
so he leaves them a bone.

He isn’t cute or cuddly,
like Saint Nick should be.
He wears a cloak of deathly black,
to scare you or me.

So beware, my little friends
Keep your teddies intact
For Santa’s evil twin will come
who knows when he’ll attack???