Boil their teeth and fry their veins
Smash their bones and blow out their brains
Here is a guide on how to eat a child
The flavour could be spicy or mild
Firstly go into a train station
And fill out all the information
Then wonder onto the platform
That’s where you will find those pesky worms
Choke one and push it into the track
Now you can lay and slack
Then a train comes and it’s engine said
Toot Toot! This child is now dead
Run onto the track and scoop up the child
Everyone there will freak out and act wild
Make sure to cover yourself
Leave the corpse on a fridge shelf
