What’s that smell?
Is it coming from Belle?
Her armpit stench
Is like an old lady’s bench.
Is it Pete with his feet?
They smell like rotten meat.
Is it Lottie with her bottie?
Being on the potty.
Is it Sarah with her umbrella?
Is it beth with her breath?
Oh, my gosh,
It’s none of them…
IT’S ME, MAN!!!