What to do? What to do?
I can’t just sit on the loo
Maybe I should drive in my car
But the engine was out when I went so far.
Maybe I should be a animal
Some animal dangerous like a cannonball
But it was too boring
I nearly went snoring.
I decided to buy a Cola
Until I got distracted by the Tombola
I spent £20 and didn’t win a thing
Somehow I’m never going to be a king.
When I had no money, then I knew
That I couldn’t even afford to buy goo