I’m excellent, fabulous, great as can be,
astoundingly splendid, yes seriously.
I’m wickedly wonderous to such a degree,
I’m out of this world. I guess you’ll agree.

Breath-takingly super, a sure guarantee,
there’s no one as epic or first class as me.
Phenomenal homework comes most easily,
so why is last week’s marked in red with a ‘D’ ?