Once upon a time
There was a monster made out of slime
‘So what?!’ said the princess,
‘I’m not very fearless!’
And so she went out to save
A prince named Dave…

Once upon a time
There was a monster made out of slime
‘Oh no!’ said the prince
‘I haven’t finished my mince!’

Once upon a time
There was a monster made out of slime
‘Yes, I’m here!’ said the princess
‘Let’s get him out of sickness’

Once upon a time
There was a monster made out of slime
When the princess had arrived there
She recognised an evil stare…

Once upon a time
There was a monster made out of slime
The prince had woken up
Then the monster said, ‘Wassup?’
The princess screamed,
When the monster began to lean

‘Sorry!’ said the monster
‘But I guess I have to eat ya!’