There’s a giant scary tiger in my kitchen and I don’t know what to do
When it comes to basic manners he just doesn’t have a clue
He climbs on to my washing machine and keeps tipping all the liquids
He throws away my pizza and growls at my ice cream

There’s a giant scary tiger on my kitchen top and I don’t want him to stay
so I told the naughty tiger that he had to go away
Oh, giant scary tiger just before you go
why were you in my kitchen I really want to know

There are humans in my forest, the tiger said to me
they are hunting us down for our lovely patterned fur for all those spoilt people
There are humans in my forest and I don’t know what to do
they took away my home and I’m scared they’ll take me too

Oh giant scary tiger in my kitchen now I do know what to do
I’ll fight to save your home and stop you feeling blue
I will share our story far and wide so others can fight too
Oh giant scary tiger I swear it on the stars
the futures not yet written but I hope that it is ours