There was once a naughty dog,
Who really needed a hard flog.

He didn’t let people talk in the streets,
Or even cheerfully walk.

Even when on his lead,
He would go and cause big mischief.

He used to go and scare people out of their wits,
They would have to watch for the sharp teeth of his!

People would run around,
Around and around on the ground,
Whenever he approached,
And when he did that they would scream and shout, “Call Mrs Roach!

Mrs Roach was the animal controller,
And the dog really really loathed her.

Now we’ll say goodbye to that dog,
And hope he won’t need another flog!