John, the laziest man in the world,
Has been sitting on my couch
For the past 30 years,
And he hasn’t moved a nanometer.
He just sits there.
With a mountain of Mountain Dew.
And Doritos.
Looking blue.
Just playing games.
Hasn’t gotten fresh air…
In about 89694532 years or so.
Now he’s purple.
Poor old John.