I’m annoyed
People always using me to eat up stuff
Some stuff tastes good
Some stuff tastes bad
Turning me off
Turning me on
Some animals hate me
Cause I’m loud
Even the dogs always bark
Like we’re about to start a war or something?
But my friend…
Karen
She’s a vacuum too!
She can literally talk
Says things like, “Please put me back on the ground and restart”
Or other things
What about me?!?
My lips are always zipped.
NOW THAT’S ANNOYING!