Once I met a miser
And he was the most irritating person I’ve ever seen
The deals he got were amazing
But still he didn’t like them, as he was so mean

I mean like what?
A beautiful dress which costs 500 bucks
He got a deal of just 50
He was a goose and a real duck

He got ice-cream
For just 1 pence
And he didn’t gave 1 pound
For a pair of 30 pound lens

He just thought
That everything was a bad deal
At this rate
I was even surprised he bought his meal

Oh that miser, he was lucky
But he didn’t use his luck
Why he wouldn’t buy a bicycle
Which was made for him for 1 buck!!!?