I woke up one morning with a stomach ache,
All I said was for goodness sake.
Last nights chilli is starting to kick in,
I didn’t think it was spicy! It came in a tin.

My belly started to rumble and tumble all around
Like a volcano erupting I even heard the sound!
I didn’t know what to do so I started to run.
I felt I really needed a nicely baked bun!