I was feeling hungry one day,
so I thought hey, why don’t I eat a banana?
But just as I went to reach for it
I heard a squeaky voice saying, “Don’t eat me or I will get my revenge.”

What was that noise? It can’t be, no it isn’t, the banana it’s talking, argh!
I ran outside and I threw it as far as I could,
“Don’t you dare eat me or I will get my revenge!”

Oh no, it’s back again.
Bang! What was that noise?

I looked outside and the banana had splattered on the frosted window,
I went outside and I saw,
that the banana was on the dirty floor.
I thought to myself I’m still hungry,
So I might as well eat a tiny-weenie little bit of it.

Mmm that really was yummy.
(gasp) “You ate some of me,
you dare eat me or I will get my revenge.”
I said I was going to retaliate,
Num num num num num.
and all of a sudden…

I was gone!