I woke up nice and early to see the snow outside
But all I end up seeing was a swirly, swirly ride.
I jumped out of my window into the freezing cold
And that was very naughty so then I got told.
I thought I was in England but it was way too cold
But then it turned warm as fast as a bullet
It started to snow
Then a bee said no.
Santa came in his big, fat sleigh
He said I was in the North Pole
Then I saw a little ray who said, “Good Day”
That is how we roll!
He was a happy hamster, lively lobster,
I met all of them on this great Christmas Day!
Santa let me turn on the lights.
Santa was a squishy, spicy cookie
He gave me a present,
It looked kind of green
I asked, “Is this a dream?”
Santa said, “No! It is a brussels sprout
And it turns into a reindeer!”
It was time for the trout.
We now decorate the reindeer for a big fashion show.
That is the poem of my strange Christmas Day!