Just like aliens
People argue,
If they really are real
Or just a fake silly myth.
I have to say
They must exist
Or how would I know
About the Shopping Monster?
He’s big and blue
And lives at White Rose.
You might have seen him
Strolling about.
He’s my friend
And gives me vouchers,
For my favourite shops.
I don’t know his name
So for now,
I just call him…
Oh yes…
Jim.