Ronaldo, Messi, Pele
They’re all very good
But you don’t know the best of all
His name is Shanky Wood

He has won 16 World Cups
For Laladyland
What an amazing player
The best of all he’s a Golden Baller!

He does a big kick into the air
And he has his own celebration
But you can’t him score
Because he’s all in your imagination!