‘Up ya wee scunner, school its a braw day ‘oot yer bed
Go awn, get a wee bit a’ sense knocked intae yer head’
‘Aww mammy ”Oi, I saw yoo’ last night, you were blootered’
‘naw yer’ aff yer heid, dinnae see me’
‘ayeee’

‘Sir, you ken the work ye gave us, I dinnae dae it’
‘Haud yer weesht Lucy, naewan didit, you’ll make him have a fit!’

‘Och, I like yer gutties, they new like?’
‘aye me auld wans were gigin’
‘yer cannie’

{Sorry I know there isn’t a lot of definite rhyme or rhythm in this poem but it is a performance / memory piece and I was kind of hoping it could be imagined being performed on a stage?}