I was scooting through the vents
one night at school
on a run down skateboard,
that was super cool.
I was scooting fast
the ride was tight
But I think I turned left
when I should’ve turned right!
I crashed through the vent
And went crashing through the air
like Shaq O’Neill
Don’t call me BARE
Don’t call me ZERO
I just tried to be a superhero!