“Please sit down and we will start the magic display,”
Says the head who is looking away in dismay.
“Our school doesn’t have nearly enough talent,” she says, looking grey.
First up a girl tried to produce flowers from a wand
but she forgot that she had hay fever.
After that a boy tried to do a card trick
but there was a massive delay
because he had forgotten how to do the trick.
Finally, “Wait, who is that? Pray tell is that Miss May?”
She gets a small clay cat and with one flick of her wand
she turns it to a real live stray cat.
Everybody claps and says “HURRAY!”