Hello Santa, well it’s me
I’m lonely, depressed and sad as can be
Under the tree meet me tonight
While the moon’s in the sky and the stars are so bright
I’ll be there too
Just me and you
But please shave, I don’t like your beard
When I look at it I feel very weird
Oh, and remember the presents too
Oh I can’t wait for it to be just me and you
Please give me extra
Of cookies I betcha
Please come through the front door
The chimneys a bore