She makes me do all my chores
Then do them all again
She says I should be better at sports
But she doesn’t let me train

Even if I clean the house
From the bottom to the top
She won’t halt me to have a rest
She’ll merely say, “Don’t stop.”

I have lots and lots of clubs
Doing things that I don’t like
It’s all because of her, you see
She makes me practise them all night

I never get my free time
She’ll make me do another chore
If she makes me do just one more job
I think I’ll start a war

No really, I’m not joking
I’ll start a puppy war
You see, my name is Robby
I’m a baby Golden Labrador