I read a book where…

The short words would walk with high heels
The tall words would have to kneel

The small words would cry and yawn
The big words would, whilst holding a person, mow the lawn

The swear words would screech and shout
The sweet words would coo and never pout

The silly words would laugh and throw rubbers
The mean words would bully and call people blubber

BANG! The book’s closed