My next door neighbors are’t exactly your normal type of neighbor

1 of them. . .

Sleeps all day and works all night and every two seconds I hear a squeaking sound

I look over but the curtains are down and it looks like it hasn’t been cleaned in 30 years

And the next. . .

Sings songs about cleaning and her house looks like she cleans it every minute

She plays songs from the 90s and refuses to let me into the garden to get my ball

And always wears hair nets and yellow gloves

But then I remember. . .

The lady is a cleaner who cleans the house next door and the other hasn’t been cleaned for over a century because they moved out. I’ve always wondered where the squeaking came from and it turns out that it was a bat!