Today I woke up late
Thus missing my train
And making me late for work
Which I’ll never be again

I slipped in the bathroom
And broke a foot and an arm
And I accidently touched a beehive
And upon me there was a swarm

I stepped on a dog’s tail
Which almost bit me dead
And then for 37 days
I was in the hospital bed

So, after all that, I decided on a holiday
A holiday to a beach
Where I ate watermelons
And a tiny little plump peach

So, even after having the worst luck
And so we learn that
Happiness can be found in the darkest of times
If one remembers to switch on the light