Princess Pea with the sore knee
drank lots and lots of medicinal tea.
His nerves were shot, quite a lot.
You see, he’s lost the plot.
He thinks his brain caused the pain.
But he ain’t got brain strain.

Princess Pea with the sore knee,
came to me with his plea.
I’m doing my time for a stupid crime.
I over did it, you see,
with leg lunges and crunches,
squats and whatnots.

Princess Pea with the sore knee,
you must agree with me.
You’re an exercise parolee,
so don’t stretch it too far,
or you won’t become a exercise superstar.

Princess Pea is code for Princess Plowman (my dad!)