Once I found this stupid person
Who seemed to have a potato for a brain
When he was fractured
He didn’t feel any pain

He’d rather eat a piece of paper
Instead of chocolate cake
And even after that
He never had a stomach ache

He’s sad when dancing
And happy when ill
Moreover,
He always liked to pay the bill

He drinks hot coffee
When it’s burning hot
And when it’s cold
He takes ice-creams a lot

I have never seen anyone so stupid
He really has a potato head
I mean just WHO in the world would do such things?
Potato Head of course