My pet dog is the best
He can do tricks
He can shake hands
He can fetch sticks

He can jump through fire loops
He can dance a jig
He can put on a perfect disguise
With a beautiful dress and wig

He knows his counting
Backwords too!
I mean dogs like that
Are only a few

It knows his alphabet
And knows how to spell
He also knows
How to ring a bell!

My dog can ride a horse
And make it go fast and slow
My dog can use a sword
And it can attack with a bow!

My dog is the cleverest in the world
And he COULD do those tricks
If I hadn’t lost him in the forest
Playing fetch with sticks