I have a brother
He always said mother
He always says I’m telling on you
And following me too
I have a brother who’s so annoying!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Kim Kardashian,
I hope you know I love you so much
even with your famousality as such
also you have a beautiful face
even with your excellent pace
I hope you liked it Kim!
from Chloe Fenn
She spends all day cooking in the kitchen,
If your wondering what Susan cooks,
she makes sizzling sausages all day non stop!
Joyfull Jane loves washing up,
every hour she scrubs her pots.
We play a game called Natural Talent, that none of them are good at.
It’s just a shame because of this game they are all a scaredy cat.
In the kitchen where Monica lives, that little rotten rat, she cooked the meals with her dirty old nails where the children have died from that.
Up in the classroom where Mr Holt is, we walk right in and there he is eating his apple, all the while.
Teaching math but when he clashes with the board it sends the room into a wild ROAR!
Once there was a boy,
That boy was called
Jeremy,
Jeremy was a boy with courage,
He was good at everything,
Except cooking.
Jeremy could only cook toast.
Toast, Toast, Toast,
That was it.
Jeremy’s a Dream was to be the star cook on MasterChef,
21 years later he was better,
A lot better infact.
He was The MasterChef,
Him and his friend shared the title!
Clumsy Catherine caught cooked carrots from Christopher Carl’s carrot cake and bumped into busy Billy bouncing because Betty Bailey broke her bones by bouncing around like busy Billy.
Happy Heather hopped around dancing Dave who fell on the sparkly skipping ropes and started spinning on the shinny hall floor.
Fast Freddie flew round the factory made floor at break winning the relay with wheely Will.
School is cool, school is great
At dinner time I clear my plate
Break is fun break is good
We play football and get full of mud
Literacy is like a dream
Our pages always team with words
Maths is fun maths is cool
If we didn’t do it we’d be fools
Topic is the best of all
Africa is not small!
Mr Holt was on his phone
Because he has a surprise at home
He had a new garden gnome
I have a friend named Bob
He is a real nut job
Because he can’t find a job
So he robs corn on the cob