Poems

There once was a log, who looked like a dog.
When anyone walked past him,
they threw him like a log.

There once was a dog, who looked like a log.
When anyone walked past her,
they called her log dog.

There once was a cat, who looked like a bat.
When anyone saw him,
They said, “What’s that?!”

There once was a bat, who looked like a cat,
When anyone saw her,
They bat- tered her and ran away!

In Mr Magoo’s amazing zoo you will find…
A fast, fury, fuzzy cheetah swimming quickly through the smelly, small, slimy dolphins.
A brave, beautiful , brown , bossy monkey smiling meanly at the nice, noisy, native bear.
A tall, tame, tenacious , rabbit thumping quickly at the warm, wild, wonderful leopard
A brave, beautiful, bossy meerkat laughing hysterically at the fierce, furious, fussy koala bears .

Once there was a bird,
who looked just like a nerd.
Everyone called him nerd-bird,
And he wasn’t even a nerd,
Poor bird!

As I was walking down our street,
I met a man who had no feet!
He had no shoes,
He had no toes,
He had no laces, tied in bows,
And when he said, “Oh hello dear.”
I ran back down our street in fear!

I’m as drunk as a skunk
And as a busy as a bee
And as fussy as a fox,
So don’t mind me!

Owls are mysterious,
Owls are cute,
Owls are night animals,
Owls are birds,
Owls are carnivores,
Owls are the best!

In Mr Magoo’s amazing zoo you will find…
A cute, clever, curious kangaroo jumping quickly in the sand chasing the smelly, slimy, small seals.
A pretty, perfect, pleasant penguins waddling slowly onto the ice laughing hysterically at the loud, lazy, large alligators.
A fuzzy, fierce, friendly panda swinging loudly through the trees smacking the wet, weird warm dolphins.
A loud, loveable, large koala bear clapping quickly at the brave, beautiful, bossy meerkats.
A giant, galloping, graceful pony singing happily at the short, smart, shy dogs.
A messy, mental, mischievous monkey squawking at the noisy, nosy, natural anacondas.
A playful, picky, perfect leopard playing cards happily with a small, slow, smelly fish.
And a fluffy, fast, feathery bird playing scrabble with a smelly, slow, smooth tortoise.

In Mr. Magoo’s amazing zoo you will find
A slippery, scaly snake hissing at a pongy, picky penguin.
A shy, sluggish sloth staring angrily at a grumpy, gigantic gorilla,
A ferocious, feisty flamingo laughing hysterically at a mischievous, messy monkey,
A loud, lying lion growling angrily at a meagre mini market
And grumpy, gigantic glorious zebra looking at a lazy long leopard.

I felt some dust,
And felt a star,
Put them together;
They make a star,
With some dust.

I found star dust!

I once saw a unicorn in the bright blue sky
I saw it flying ever so high
I saw it in the day, I saw it dance and sway

but there’s THREE words to end my poem…

PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS