Poems

Once I wanted treasure
So I searched how to find some
There were many options
But being a pirate would be most fun

So I asked my mother for a ship
So we could sail the seas
We would be rocking up and down
Feeling the beautiful breeze

But my mother laughed and said
“You should go and dig holes
And be very quick
Just like a mole.”

So I took a shovel
And started to dig and dig in the sand
My friends were ready to help me
When I asked for a hand

We dug and dug
But we found nothing
Then the cuckoo
Began to sing

It sang like this
“Oh, you dug the garden for a real treasure
Go and ask her
Your clever mother.”

So we went back
And mother gave me 10 pounds
She then said
“That’s treasure enough for you I’ll be bound”

Thank you for digging up the garden
The Brussels and the onions I can plant
And make some Tulsi medicine
For your sick great, great aunt

I was a bit disappointed
So there was no treasure after all
But I guess I got some treasure
With a brand new doll!!!!

Once there was
One baby bunny
It thought it was adventurous
It thought it was funny

It rolled and rolled
And curled to a ball
It rolled down the hills
My word, wasn’t it a long fall

The bunny enjoyed itself
And it did that a lot
Even when its mother
Told it to not

Then after a few days
It started stealing the squirrel’s nuts
It started going in the hollow
Which the squirrel called huts

The bunny enjoyed itself
And it did that a lot
Even when its mother
Told it to not

Then the little bunny
Just ran away
It came out of hole
Into the beautiful day

He hopped around
Searching far and wide
It didn’t know where to go
For it had no tour guide

Then it saw a fox
Searching far and wide
When the bunny saw it
It ran away to hide

The fox wanted
A bite to eat
Maybe Bunny stew
Or Bunny meat

Then bunny hopped and hopped
And hopped ever so far away
No one has heard of it
Till this day

Once I found this stupid person
Who seemed to have a potato for a brain
When he was fractured
He didn’t feel any pain

He’d rather eat a piece of paper
Instead of chocolate cake
And even after that
He never had a stomach ache

He’s sad when dancing
And happy when ill
Moreover,
He always liked to pay the bill

He drinks hot coffee
When it’s burning hot
And when it’s cold
He takes ice-creams a lot

I have never seen anyone so stupid
He really has a potato head
I mean just WHO in the world would do such things?
Potato Head of course

Once I met a miser
And he was the most irritating person I’ve ever seen
The deals he got were amazing
But still he didn’t like them, as he was so mean

I mean like what?
A beautiful dress which costs 500 bucks
He got a deal of just 50
He was a goose and a real duck

He got ice-cream
For just 1 pence
And he didn’t gave 1 pound
For a pair of 30 pound lens

He just thought
That everything was a bad deal
At this rate
I was even surprised he bought his meal

Oh that miser, he was lucky
But he didn’t use his luck
Why he wouldn’t buy a bicycle
Which was made for him for 1 buck!!!?

I wake up at 8.
We go to the airport
Which has a great Line! (Boring)
We go to Spain
And there is an even BIGGER line!

I am feeling lucky,
as I am not mucky.
I have not been shouted at.
When we were out I got a new hat.
I got a new car
and I run my own bar.
That’s all I’ve got today,
Bye for now see you at the beginning of May.

A for Amazing
N for Nice
D for Delightful
Y for You are loved

S for smiling
E for enthusiastice
E for enjoying
D for dazzling

Andy Seed is Amazing

New year, new year
resolutions are here
366 days are gone (that’s because it’s a leap year)
but I must say that it’s been fun.
Some days were good and some days were bad
but, for sure, they weren’t sad.
Goodbye 2016 and hello 2017
I sure liked this little scene

I miss my family
who died a few years ago
Now i’m alone in a little care home
F for Fleur
O for Olivier
U for Ulla
R for Rhemy
I miss my mum Fleur
I miss my dad Olivier
I miss my sister Ulla
and I miss myself Rhemy
I wish i can see them again
but it is impossible

My brothers are annoying
Very annoying
Bs and Ss are always rough
But sometimes they’re sensible
But then they turn terrible
They do a lot of snitching
They give me a lot of stitches
That make me go to sleep
A very deep sleep
Finally I had a rest
From the Bs and Ss