Poems

Cheetah
Speedy, spotty
Sprinting, racing, chasing
A ray of the golden sun
Desert

Cows called Daisy
Are often lazy
But cows called Brian
Are always flying
Up in the air
And out into space
Because of the grass
And the gas it makes

Aliens and underpants are the worst mix
Aliens invite themselves around to steal your underpants
when your not watching
They like mum’s pink frilly knickers
and gran’s spotty bloomers,
but when mum comes out to get the washing
they rush back home
So when you go to your drawer
just check there is no aliens still there

Scary as halloween costumes
Underneath the stars
No on will go to the sun

Scary as halloween
Under the stars
No one will go there

Friends are loyal. Bullies are lame.
Put them together. They’ll both be insane.
But when you need a friend just yelp or cry.
I need a friend to stay by.
Say goodbye to bullies. Say hi to friends.
Hi friends I know you’ll recommend.
But either way bullies are mean.
So friends are loved bullies are hated.
And usual friends have messed
and not been rated.
Some friends are stupid. Some are silly.
And some just get annoying.
But I am a great friend to one and all.
But the thing I can’t do at all
is defend myself against the bullies.
I cry until a friend passes by.
And then I laugh and cry
and my friends don’t judge.
So hey, don’t judge me for how I look!

Once upon a time
a king ruled with a dime
LITERALLY!
HE would flip a coin of heads or tail
to see if a criminal was allowed to bail
If not they’d be thrown in prison
surrounded by mounts of crimson…
rubies!
This king was rich
a very big snitch
He’d cheat in races
and tie the contestants shoe laces
He played chess with 6 year olds
to show that he was cool, Ya know?
He would wear sunglasses inside
and a cap in the snow
sandals in winter
and bracelets that glowed

In my opinion he isn’t very royal
or loyal
He isn’t very smart
or good at art
then again he doesn’t need to be
because the king is always going to need…
…
someone to tell him all of the cool, new trends

I do like to spend money
but not too much
I like to keep money too
Now I am spending £1
now £2
then £3
now more
All I see is
££££££££££££££££££
I can’t stop buying
What’s next?
£90000000000000000000
Can someone please stop me
spending money?

POW CRASH BANG
That’s what I hear all day
My brother is addicted to video games
I should call the police of video games
and POW he’s under arrest
No more games for you, boy
You can scream, you can shout
you can squeal
but no video games for you in your cell!