One big unicorn was happy and free
As long as he was rich and it could be
Three little kittens made his upside down
And made him drown as he was brown
He was happy, ha ha ha
He was sad, oh ahh.
One day he walked off because,
He was sad without a cause
Little kittens changed his mind
Without any trouble he was a mastermind.
Today was the worst day of my life,
I woke up MUCH too early for my liking.
The next thing I know,
I have to go hiking.
Let me sleep
I want to sleep a bit more
I want to have some rest
So please stop knocking on the door
Stop waking me up
I want to have more rest
Ugh! Stop doing that
You’re really the opposite of best
Wait… what?
What did you say?
Oh yeah of course I’ll get up
I’d love to come and play!
My pet dog is the best
He can do tricks
He can shake hands
He can fetch sticks
He can jump through fire loops
He can dance a jig
He can put on a perfect disguise
With a beautiful dress and wig
He knows his counting
Backwords too!
I mean dogs like that
Are only a few
It knows his alphabet
And knows how to spell
He also knows
How to ring a bell!
My dog can ride a horse
And make it go fast and slow
My dog can use a sword
And it can attack with a bow!
My dog is the cleverest in the world
And he COULD do those tricks
If I hadn’t lost him in the forest
Playing fetch with sticks
My awesome granny
I have a granny
Who is so cool
When she was small
She never went to school
She does many tricks
Like kick-flips and such
She really is the best
And I like her very much
She has a ton of pets
Like dogs monkeys and cats
She also loves clothing
For she has a lot of cowboy hats
She’s the coolest
Don’t ask me how she does her tricks
For everytime she walks
She has to use a walking stick!!!
Oh dear, oh my,
My brother just dropped the pie,
That was for the wedding on the 4th of July,
Oh dear, oh my!
Oh dear, oh my,
How is the water dry?
This is a mess,
Now my brother is in a dress!
Oh dear, oh my,
Now my sister turned into a guy,
Well at least I am fine,
Wait, no I’m not,
oh dear, oh my!
Oh dear, oh my,
My mother doesn’t try
To fix this but she does
Get messed up with mud!
What is happening?
Did you hear that bong!
Everything is going wrong,
Oh dear, oh my!
My friend has a talking dog
That likes to sit on a log.
When he gets a bone that’s new
All he does is chew, chew, chew.
He likes to talk about school,
But then sometimes he says school isn’t cool,
He goes to school everyday,
But not on the 20th of May.
He likes to play Hide and Seek,
But sometimes he thinks we peek.
He really likes to eat apple pie,
But not on the 4th of July
He likes to give donations
But not ones to different nations.
This talking is crazy but he finally stopped.
Wait, never mind now – he just talked and hopped.
Moonlit illusions,
I felt the moon beams cascade
And envelope me,
Delicious, creamy, exhilarating
And yet, somehow they devastated me.
I watched the silky clouds
Cover the polished moon,
Like a gentle wedding veil
As you lingered around me.
I pushed,
And fell,
Blood trickled down my lips,
Dangled from my eyelashes,
Yet, you pinned me down,
And, shook me, rasping,
I felt your hot, stinky breath.
And so therefore, I must now I muster up the courage
To ask you,
Why, oh why do you yearn for a goblet of me
On your table
When you have four wives who’ve given you
Flushed, beautiful children?
Why do you yearn for a goblet of me
To froth beside your bread?
There was a girl named Savannah
She ate a talking banana
When she went for a walk
And her stomach started to talk
Everyone thought this was weird
Even the man with the beard
She climbed a hill and at the top
Her stomach decided to stop
And ever since then
She never ate a banana again!