Poems

My pet dog is the best
He can do tricks
He can shake hands
He can fetch sticks

He can jump through fire loops
He can dance a jig
He can put on a perfect disguise
With a beautiful dress and wig

He knows his counting
Backwords too!
I mean dogs like that
Are only a few

It knows his alphabet
And knows how to spell
He also knows
How to ring a bell!

My dog can ride a horse
And make it go fast and slow
My dog can use a sword
And it can attack with a bow!

My dog is the cleverest in the world
And he COULD do those tricks
If I hadn’t lost him in the forest
Playing fetch with sticks

My awesome granny
I have a granny
Who is so cool
When she was small
She never went to school

She does many tricks
Like kick-flips and such
She really is the best
And I like her very much

She has a ton of pets
Like dogs monkeys and cats
She also loves clothing
For she has a lot of cowboy hats

She’s the coolest
Don’t ask me how she does her tricks
For everytime she walks
She has to use a walking stick!!!

Nappies are plushy and fluffy
Nappies are squishy and soft
Nappies are white and big
Nappies are miniature clouds

You wear them in the shower
and when your asleep in bed
You wear them on your bottom
Don’t wear them on your head!

Oh dear, oh my,
My brother just dropped the pie,
That was for the wedding on the 4th of July,
Oh dear, oh my!

Oh dear, oh my,
How is the water dry?
This is a mess,
Now my brother is in a dress!

Oh dear, oh my,
Now my sister turned into a guy,
Well at least I am fine,
Wait, no I’m not,
oh dear, oh my!

Oh dear, oh my,
My mother doesn’t try
To fix this but she does
Get messed up with mud!

What is happening?
Did you hear that bong!
Everything is going wrong,
Oh dear, oh my!

My friend has a talking dog
That likes to sit on a log.
When he gets a bone that’s new
All he does is chew, chew, chew.

He likes to talk about school,
But then sometimes he says school isn’t cool,
He goes to school everyday,
But not on the 20th of May.

He likes to play Hide and Seek,
But sometimes he thinks we peek.
He really likes to eat apple pie,
But not on the 4th of July

He likes to give donations
But not ones to different nations.
This talking is crazy but he finally stopped.
Wait, never mind now – he just talked and hopped.

There was a girl named Savannah
She ate a talking banana
When she went for a walk
And her stomach started to talk

Everyone thought this was weird
Even the man with the beard
She climbed a hill and at the top
Her stomach decided to stop

And ever since then
She never ate a banana again!

Oink! Oink!
goes the pig
Rolls in mud
and has so much fun
Oink! Oink!
goes the pig
so cute and
adorable

Bright sun
with a
sparkling
light,
animals
living with
me.

I am so lucky.
because I am special.

A round ball bounced
a hungry tiger pounced
Everyone was shocked
when the boat rocked

It was scary
and the monster was hairy
but it was friendly.