There was once a sad Doggy
Who was quite soggy
He was very sad
Maybe because he was bad
That poor old soggy Doggy
Poems
School Life Sucks
It’s eight’o’clock in the morning
The teachers are calling
Kids are annoyed
Teachers need to be employed
Oh, those funny loud mornings
Batman
Batman, Batman all around the city
He carries around a knife
Batman, Batman he has a kitty
The knife is used to save a life
Batman, Batman has two kids
He likes to train with them and they win
Batman, Batman doesn’t like that
So he says he’s invincible to get back
Batman, Batman is pretty cool
He has a wife and she’s cool too
Her name is Emma, she helps him fight
Through every night
Batman, Batman that is all
This was a poem that told all
I hope you liked it, it’s from me
So be safe, and let me be
Batman, Batman – wait don’t go!
If you’re going out to fight crime, don’t do it alone
Just wait for us we’ll help you too
We’ve got our weapons, what do you want us to do?
The Old Man Named Fred
There once was an old name called Fred,
He went out and rode on his sled,
He then met a bear,
Who gave him a scare,
And then he found himself dead.
My Life Story
I’m Bob…
I eat corn cobs
I sat on a log
I fell in a bog
I’m poor old Bob