Poems

Let’s party all night long
I hope there’s lots of songs
let’s eat food
and these songs will be viewed
let’s not get our hopes up
there will be doves

Fruit is bad.
Fruit is not tasty.
Fruit is really horrible.
But sweets are nice.
So get me some sweets now!

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BONJOURRRRRRRRRRRRR
YOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
PEOPLE OF THE GREAT BIG
WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

My best friends are called Ben, Jacob and loads more
I chat too much to my friends
Maybe because I’m a chatterbox.
I like my friends they’re nice to me
My friends play with me
We play all together

I like Mr. Vardy
because he’s good at football
Yes he may not be a Ranaldo or a Messi
but I like him.
I think he is the best in Leicester City
Ooh, and I like Schmeichel!

Stay away from the T-rex, even the arms.
It might look pointless
but its head can go right by the arms.
Want to get hit by horns?
Now you’ll have to go to an angry bull.
You could do it if it’s Jurassic Park
but it’s not!
You can’t get hit by a triceratops because they’re extinct!

Why do power plants blow up?
Why do you need to go school?
Why do you need driver’s license
One more question
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mum, when is my birthday?
Why?
Because I want presents?
Dad, when is Christmas?
Why?
BECAUSE I WANT PRESENTS!

HELLO!
BONJOUR!
HALLO!
HOLA!
CIAO!
AHOJ!
CIAO!
MY NAME IS DANIEL!

Mummy how long till Christmas
Why?
Because I would like to see an elf
Okay.
Next question.
How long till mama’s birthday?
Why?
Because I want to see her horse
Okay, one more.
No no no no no no no more questions.
Whatever!