There was a honk that went bonk and a tonk.
In the bonk was a monk. The monk
looked like you. So he added a fonk
with a cow that went moodily moo
and a fat cat who grew a tattoo
The bee that looked like a flea
went weeeee down the mountain on a ski
knocked over the cow that went moo
and the fat cat (who lived in the zoo)
and landed on top of the honk
with a bonk and a donk and a zonk.
My teacher is very sneaky,
she loves to be cheeky,
she has light fingers,
Good for stealing,
when we are having a meal,
it’s more common for her to steal.
She takes all our sweet wrappers
and pins them on the board
when she is feeling peckish.
She loves to sniff them and lick them
and one year she took Henry’s popcorn abroad.
Cheetahs running across the grass,
Stopping in front of a big, blue car.
Spotty all over on their golden skin,
Running and running so they can win.
Eating zebra for their hungry tums,
Running away from blasting guns.
Reindeer running across the roof,
Here comes the tooth fairy with a tooth.
Santa’s coming with his boots,
Trees are dying and their roots.
Fire’s glowing red and hot,
Soon comes snowing white and lots.
Everyone’s laughing and having fun,
Eating pudding soaked in rum.
Elves are very silly just like me, Lilly
They sit on a shelf just like an elf
They love Santa and they have a bit of banter
Santa is on his way
Nobody is upset when snow comes
Over the clouds and faraway
When snow comes children play
Do you think Santa is real?
Santa is real, everyone gets
Presents
So if you don’t
Believe that means you don’t
Get any presents
Hello there, my name is rose
and this is today’s poem
all about poems.
A powerful poem
makes you laugh so hard
you just want to show him
his name is Tim.
Tim is really slim
like thin string,
When it goes ping, ding,
so bye and sorry, you are it
I’m hiding in the playball pit!