Roses R red
Violets R blue
Come into the hood
And I’ll have watermelon and KFC with you
If U think I’m lying I live outside of it
So look on Google Maps and look at my address
Poems
Chocolate
Chocolate that’s melted and brown
Chocolate that’s crunchy and round,
Chocolate that’s white and dark,
Chocolate the colour of bark
Chocolate that’s sugary and toffee
Chocolate that tastes like coffee
Chocolate that’s soft and hard
Chocolate that’s on a card
Chocolate that’s in an Easter egg
Chocolate that’s on a gingerbread man’s leg
Chocolate in the made up word parlottei
Chocolate in me, Charlottei
Am I Good Enough?
Concealer, foundation, blusher,
Am I good enough now?
Bs and A*s
Am I good enough now?
Rings, Designer Clothes, an expensive phone,
Am I good enough now?
Mansion, riches, diamonds,
Am I good enough now?
Blue contacts, a blonde wig,
Am I good enough now?
I changed for you.
ARE YOU GOOD ENOUGH?
Unicorns are Awesome
Unicorns, unicorns
Never! of course they’re real
Imagine how you would feel
Cause you have met the most amazing thing in the land
Oh, watch her tottle along, kicking the sand
Royal beauty you see
Nothing better than she
Something special about this one, her name is Rainbow and she loves you all !!!!
Plagiarism
I feel like writing a poem
But I don’t have any good ideas.
I’ll copy one of my friend’s poems
And submit it online as my own.
I know it’s called Plagiarism and
It’s unethical to copy someone
Else’s poem, but who’ll find out?
Nobody’s going to know I did so.
Except for my friend if he finds
Out and me obviously. So I go
online and go to the webpage
Where I had to submit the poem.
Then I realized that it’s a bad
Thing to plagiarise. So I do the
Next best thing. I gave the credit
To the person who wrote it,
And submitted it after adding
Some more lines to the poem.
I also quoted those copied lines
So that those who see it know
I’m innocent and only indulge
In ethical activities.
Playing in the Bath
Father Christmas duck is having a rest.
At eating, Sharky is the best.
Snappity is drifting closely by
And the E45 lid is as blue as the sky.
The bubbles have now all gone flat.
Wet footprints can be seen trodden in the mat.
Little yellow Belfast Duck floats on his back
As tiny Adam Duck makes a bubbly “quack, quack, quack.”
Green Turtle breathes a sigh of relief
When the turquoise foot scrub blunts Purple Crab’s teeth.
His sodden pincers are grabbing at air
As he quickly descends down to his lair.
Pirate Boy sinks to the bottom of the sea.
But he bumps into silent Snappity.
“Help, help!” he gasps, but only bubbles rise up.
Snappity tries to eat them, and gets stuck in a cup.
Pirate Boy bobs and up comes his hat,
Then magical Yellow Fish turns into a bat.
He grabs the hat and up Pirate Boy rises,
A flannel on top gives him disguises.
Thermometer Duck bleeps “It’s gone too cold”
And I leap out of the bath, looking very bold.
Don’t let’s forget flat Orange Turtle,
Who is as funny as Harry Potter’s Moaning Myrtle.
All About Leksi
Leksi is a brilliant dancer
Has just done a handstand
He has a kind family,
Can do a cartwheel,
Can go on Poetry Zone,
Can fly like Wonder Woman,