Why do Chickens Cluck?

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by Levi and Dad aged 8 and 55

There are a lot of reasons why:
1. Because their English is very bad!
2. Because they like acting stupidly!
3. Because they aren’t people
And they can’t drive a truck!
4. Because they may be schmucks!

Why do chickens cluck?
Maybe it’s just …
Bad Luck !!!!

Poem About Me

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by Levi aged 8

I play Roblox
And Minecraft
I watch YouTube
My favourite YouTuber is EthanGamer
Check him out
I like holidays
I’m smart
But I don’t know everything
My favourite film is Captain Underpants
Because it’s so funny
I like video games
Like I said at the begining of this poem
This is the poem about ME!

Untouchable

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by Harshita Das aged 12

Inspired from the legend of Tantalus
It’s excruciating to have something untouchable
Something that is right there, but out of reach
Tantalizingly close, yet miles away
Tantalus knows all about it I’m sure
A Greek legend
In the underworld, punishment for his sins
Tantalus was made to stand in a lake
With a tree of delicious fruits
But he couldn’t reach them
Because the lake would gush back
And the fruits would recoil at his touch

Having something untouchable
Is more painful
Than having nothing at all

Perpetual Turmoil

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by Harshita Das aged 12

Perpetual Turmoil
She went around the building, screaming at her employees
Tired, not physically but mentally
Endless money in her gold-filled vault
Didn’t seem to satisfy
And now she no longer knew what she wanted

He looked from the window and outside
Harvest time had come around
And the crops glittered like dandelions
He worked hard for little money
But had a certain peace in him

Although he might have gained money
He knew that with it came responsibility
Responsibility to make decisions that could change the world
And he never wanted to be a part of perpetual turmoil

The Argument

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by Levi and Dad aged 8 and 55

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Nope….BLAH BLAH!…. Nope
…. I ‘m not doing it.

Why not?

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Because BLAH….

BYE THEN!

Why are you going?

Duh…… because….. BLAH!

Thanks,
BLAH to you too!

Final blah blah:
Most arguments are just full of BLAH
It just depends on which BLAH is more BLAH than the other
BLAH !!!!

Don’t argue…
Never BLAH 🙂

Minecraft

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by Levi aged 8

Mining
Inventory
Nether
End Portal/Endermen/Ender Dragon
Crafting
Really good fun
And Roblox is good too
Flying in Creative mode
TNT

1+1

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by Levi aged 8

2 or 11?

Pigs

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by Levi aged 8

Pigs are pink,
Pigs are muddy,
Pigs are greedy,
Pigs are funny,
Pigs are silly,
Pigs are yummy,
OINK!

The Summer Holidays

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by Levi aged 8

Where shall I go today?
I want to go to France.
It is very nice there.
I been through it on the Euro Star to go to Belgium!
Or Brazil?
My mum is from there.
We flew on so many planes!
Or Italy?
Last time I was there it was beautiful.
I want to go to Spain.
I haven’t been there for a while.
Or Margate?
I went there with my Dad and my Brother.
Or the Isle of Wight?
I went there with my Mum and Dad
And again with my Mum, my Dad and my Brother.
Or how about Antarctica?????!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brrrrr……….!!!

Home

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by Ellie aged 9

Home is the best
Home is were I came home
For my first night
Home is wherever I’m with you