Poems

My bedroom is very horribly messy,
my mum nags me to tidy it,
I say no.
Mum says yes.
No, no messy is the way to go.

I didn’t tidy my messy room,
but I had spectacular football training,
I left to go,
I came home,
went to my lair
and it was super tidy!
My mum has quickly tidied.
No, no messy is the way to go!

My mum came up to me
and what I see
is mum crying dreadfully.
She says
“I’ve lost my beautiful wedding ring.”
Dad comes home,
Mum comes downstairs to tell him,
I was so angry my room was really tidy…
No, no messy is the way to go!

My mum has made my bed,
I pulled back out all my clothes on the floor,
I threw my CDs, back on the floor
I emptied my bin out all over the floor
there, it was messy again.
Just how I like it.
Yes, yes, messy is the best.

I was just about to grab a comic,
but in the corner of my eye
I saw something (really, really) shiny
I went over, and
it was…
Mums ring!
I grabbed it,
ran downstairs,
and gave mum her ring!

She was so gratefully pleased,
for a reward.
She gave me sixty whole pounds!
She said go spend it!
I said OK!
but I still said that messy is the way to go!

I picked a Hamster,
I called him Harry!
He was an apricot colour, with a black spot
I miss him a lot my furry friend Harry.

I fed him and fed him with his first choice of food, monkey nuts.
Then all he did was sleep and sleep
I miss him a lot, my furry friend Harry.

Then I went on holiday for two weeks.
When I returned, he was extremely weak and skinny,
and hardly moved at all.
I miss him a lot, my furry friend Harry.

The next day we saw that he was dead!
I miss him a lot, my furry friend Harry.

Dad buried him.
Harry
I miss him a lot my furry friend harry.

Big Ben breaks down, suddenly time starts to reverse,
Big Ben breaks down,
I found myself living with the scary dinosaurs. There I discovered a blood thirsty, hungry T Rex.
His name was Tony

Tony plays football, played football he did,
Dino UTD was his team.
He was scoring goals for them
when suddenly he broke his leg.

We go forward in time…

Big Ben breaks Down
we are now at war with Germany.
Tony quits football to go in the terrifying war.

Man down, man down
poor Tony goes down

Big Ben broke down
Big Ben is now fixed,
and you can hear the loud chimes again.
People in London are delighted.

The bathroom was messy,
one day it was so messy that the toilet had clogged,
oh no the bog had clogged,
look at the grimy water coming up.
Soon the water had flooded the house,
bang shatter shatter,
something had come down the chimney.
I swam downstairs and looked , it was a shark!

Oh no the bog had clogged.
I swam upstairs into my room,
got my boxing gloves went downstairs and bopped the shark on the nose,
I swam up into the toilet and flushed and flushed all the water had evaporated and the shark had disappeared.
Yes, Yes, the bog’s not clogged!

I have an adorable cat,
I have an adorable cat, it’s really, truly, not very fat.
Once I became a feline, whilst the railway was having a reline.
I chased a rat, I chased a rat, it was relatively fat!
It ran along to the park, to the creature that says “Bark!”
It chased me out of the park, that animal that says “Bark!”

I journeyed up a tree, that is a possession of my family.
An hour later, I saw the dog run away, so I jumped out of the tree.
That dog found me!
It chased me out of the park, that animal that says “Bark!”

Whilst being chased, I fell down a well! I just told myself; “Oh, well!”
I was very glad the dog couldn’t find me!
So wrong was I, so wrong was I!
The dog found me at the exit!
It chased me out of the park, that animal that says “Bark!”

I finally turned back into a human.
I chased the dog back down the well,
Back up a tree, then back into the park!
I chased it back to the park, that beast that says “Bark!”

Last week, I was in my messy bedroom,
“Put the bath on,” shouted my mum,
so I went to the bathroom,
turned the tap clockwise (little bit of hot little bit of cold)
out of the corner of my tiny eye…
AHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHH!
A daddy long legs come and get it!
A daddy long legs!
“Mum come and get it.”
I sprinted down the stairs and tightly latched onto my mum,
“A daddy long legs , come and get it!
A daddy long legs!”
My mum came dashing up the stairs
and grabbed the daddy long legs.
“It’s one of Logan’s socks,” screeched my mum loudly, “You silly boy!”

“Dinner,” shouted Mummy,
I was looking forward to this!
“Coming,” replied my rumbling tummy,
I was running down the carpeted stairs,
I opened the wooden door,(gasp)
“Wher…where is it?”
“Right here.” She placed the plate in front of me, phew,
With a huff and a puff Charlie appeared.
He sat down,
when all of a sudden…
A FLYING CARROT HIT ME?!
“Who did that?”
Then it hit me; I had a certain suspicion who.

Mum looked away,
I picked up my shiny fork,
and offer my tray,
My mash flicked up and splattered the clean white wall!
“Ahhh” screamed my frustrated mum,
“Look what you’ve done,
“I’ve only recently painted the room,
You pair of clumsy baboons.”
“I was eating my dinner,
when all of a sudden…
A FLYING CARROT HIT ME?!”

“Why would a flying carrot hit you?”
” Actually never mind, who was it?”
“It was him.”
Stop lying or I’ll throw you in the bin!”
“Not fair,
I’ll pull you’re hair!”
“Silence,” shouted mum.
We slowly turned around
and made one worried sound…
“I was eating my dinner,
when all of a sudden…
A FLYING CARROT HIT ME?!”
“Will you stop saying that?” asked mum angrily
“Oww,” shrieked mum, “a flying carrot hit me.”
“What?” me and Charlie asked?
“Don’t be silly mummy!”

Sometimes, I wish to be a bird
And fly high in the sky.
Perhaps a lovely blue jay
Fluttering and chirping all day,
Or maybe a peacock
Beautifully dancing on high mountain rock.

Maybe even a wild pigeon
My life will never be in a dungeon,
Or else a lovely cuckoo
Everyone will say I’m pretty too.

But the only bird I can be
Is the happy little one you see in me.

I went to Jupiter in bits of paper,
in bits of paper I did;
all I had was a colander and a fish tank with a lid.
In one hand, a notebook,
in another, a little chestnut chicken that says cluck!
Then I sat outside in the garden, waiting for some luck!

I went to Jupiter in bits of paper,
in bits of paper I did;
all I had was a colander and a fish tank with a lid…
Soon I was up in the dark night sky,
“Cripes! I hope I don’t die,
it’s so high! Oh my!
I sure do hope that I don’t die!”

I went to Jupiter in bits of paper,
in bits of paper I did,
all I had was a colander and a fish tank with a lid.
In a few more long and boring hours,
I had claimed Jupiter ours!
Then I sung my little ditty,
though it may sound rather silly:
“I went to Jupiter in an aero-oh wait!…
I went to Jupiter in bits of paper,
in bits of paper I did;
all I had was a colander and a fish tank with a lid!”
There. That’s better
Anyway;
It took three hours and a day,
to get back home to sweet, sweet Norway!
It took three hours and a day,
My mum didn’t even notice I was away!
I went to Jupiter in bits of paper,
in bits of paper I did;
all I had was a colander and a fish tank with a lid!

It was pure
It was clear
It was clean
The (late) Ganga
It was used to
Get rid of problems
Today it is used
To dispose waste
To spread disease
It was the best river
It is the worst river
The (late) Ganga