Mum has a phone,
she never leaves it at home
Once she looks at it, she never rests,
she even looks at it when she is in a test!
Dad finally can’t stand it,
so he shouts at Mum.
I was feeling hungry one day,
so I thought hey, why don’t I eat a banana?
But just as I went to reach for it
I heard a squeaky voice saying, “Don’t eat me or I will get my revenge.”
What was that noise? It can’t be, no it isn’t, the banana it’s talking, argh!
I ran outside and I threw it as far as I could,
“Don’t you dare eat me or I will get my revenge!”
Oh no, it’s back again.
Bang! What was that noise?
I looked outside and the banana had splattered on the frosted window,
I went outside and I saw,
that the banana was on the dirty floor.
I thought to myself I’m still hungry,
So I might as well eat a tiny-weenie little bit of it.
Mmm that really was yummy.
(gasp) “You ate some of me,
you dare eat me or I will get my revenge.”
I said I was going to retaliate,
Num num num num num.
and all of a sudden…
I was gone!
Yesterday I discovered I had a super power!
I could turn back time,
I was playing wiZards with my best friends,
I realised everyone started walking…
BACKWARDS!
The football came out of the goal!
I stopped being a wiZard and time returned to normal,
Yesterday I discovered I had a super power
I could turn back time.
I turned back time again but…
the time sped back to autumn
The hot sun went up and down.
You could feel the huge world spinning around and every clock
had a different time on it.
I discovered I had a super power.
I was baking a banana cake;
a banana cake I was baking,
I went to get a banana …
but out came a hairy spider!
I screamed and I squealed;
I squealed and I screamed,
“Spider! Spider! Spider!”
My mum came running, running, running…
There was no spider,
Where had it gone?
Scuttling, scuttling, scuttling,
the spider disappears into my ear…
and into my brain!
My mum was incredibly angry,
so she said,
“Go and tidy your room!”
I was baking a banana cake.
I was baking a banana cake,
but something weird was going on,
I was showering in the water spout,
there was a string web covering my room,
but worst of all…
I was eating flies!
Suddenly a bird sped into the garden,
as you know, spiders are terribly afraid of birds,
I screamed, I squealed;
I squealed and I screamed,
“Pigeon! Pigeon! Pigeon!”
My mum came running, running, running…
And of course the pigeon had flown away,
where had it gone?
My mum was incredibly angry,
so she said,
“Go and tidy your room!”
And for the rest of my life…
I was baking banana and fly cake!
I was sitting in the detention room,
In the detention room I sat,
Working on the computer,
I was sure my brain would go splat.
When suddenly I had an idea,
I would search on Wikipedia
For the answers that I needed,
I wish I hadn’t pleaded
For the answers that I needed
If I hadn’t pleaded
For the answers that I needed,
Then I wouldn’t be sat
In detention with my brain about to go splat.
The computer started shimmering
And I thought I was being daft
When up on the screen flashed PC Minecraft.
And then the hurricane started up,
I wished that I had my husky pup!
Right then my friends came over
To my house for an animal themed sleepover
One of them asked, “Where’s Ruby?
“I don’t know, but I’m gonna look for that newbie!”
I opened my eyes,
And realised where I was.
‘Really.’ I thought to myself,
I wished that I was an elf!
Because then I could disappear
From this crazy game that I could hear,
Then a mob of Creepers appeared,
“Oh no! I’ll have to fight if I don’t want my house to disappear!”
And there I left my story,
Fighting for my life,
As a skin called Rory,
Enduring lots of strife.
My name is Harley Kiely,
I am fairly tiny,
I went on a trip in the rain,
and then I fell down a drain!
Tiny am I, Tiny am I
Oh, I do like blueberry pie!
The light got fewer and fewer,
as I fell down the sewer,
it was so dark,
all I could see were bright red marks,
Tiny am I, Tiny am I,
Oh, I do like blueberry pie!
I could hear scurrying,
that wasn’t very reassuring,
I could see a load of rats,
one of them was very fat!
Tiny am I, Tiny am I,
Oh I do like blueberry pie!
“Hello!”
I bellow,
“Hello!” They shout back,
“Hello!” Said the one who was very fat!
Tiny am I, Tiny am I,
Oh, I do like blueberry pie!
We came across a web,
it was weird because it was red!
The spider looked at me with its bright red eyes,
and it said,
“I like to eat flies!
Tiny am I, Tiny am I
Oh, I do like blueberry pie!
It gave me a smile,
it was so vile!
I said,
“Why do you like to eat flies?”
“They must be scared before their eyes!”
Tiny am I, Tiny am I
Oh I do like blueberry pie!
I asked,
“Why don’t we be friends?”
They agreed,
“Then we can do all the mends.”
As I turned round the bends,
I said,
“Bye, bye my friends!”
by Harley Kiely
My bedroom is very horribly messy,
my mum nags me to tidy it,
I say no.
Mum says yes.
No, no messy is the way to go.
I didn’t tidy my messy room,
but I had spectacular football training,
I left to go,
I came home,
went to my lair
and it was super tidy!
My mum has quickly tidied.
No, no messy is the way to go!
My mum came up to me
and what I see
is mum crying dreadfully.
She says
“I’ve lost my beautiful wedding ring.”
Dad comes home,
Mum comes downstairs to tell him,
I was so angry my room was really tidy…
No, no messy is the way to go!
My mum has made my bed,
I pulled back out all my clothes on the floor,
I threw my CDs, back on the floor
I emptied my bin out all over the floor
there, it was messy again.
Just how I like it.
Yes, yes, messy is the best.
I was just about to grab a comic,
but in the corner of my eye
I saw something (really, really) shiny
I went over, and
it was…
Mums ring!
I grabbed it,
ran downstairs,
and gave mum her ring!
She was so gratefully pleased,
for a reward.
She gave me sixty whole pounds!
She said go spend it!
I said OK!
but I still said that messy is the way to go!
I picked a Hamster,
I called him Harry!
He was an apricot colour, with a black spot
I miss him a lot my furry friend Harry.
I fed him and fed him with his first choice of food, monkey nuts.
Then all he did was sleep and sleep
I miss him a lot, my furry friend Harry.
Then I went on holiday for two weeks.
When I returned, he was extremely weak and skinny,
and hardly moved at all.
I miss him a lot, my furry friend Harry.
The next day we saw that he was dead!
I miss him a lot, my furry friend Harry.
Dad buried him.
Harry
I miss him a lot my furry friend harry.
Big Ben breaks down, suddenly time starts to reverse,
Big Ben breaks down,
I found myself living with the scary dinosaurs. There I discovered a blood thirsty, hungry T Rex.
His name was Tony
Tony plays football, played football he did,
Dino UTD was his team.
He was scoring goals for them
when suddenly he broke his leg.
We go forward in time…
Big Ben breaks Down
we are now at war with Germany.
Tony quits football to go in the terrifying war.
Man down, man down
poor Tony goes down
Big Ben broke down
Big Ben is now fixed,
and you can hear the loud chimes again.
People in London are delighted.
The bathroom was messy,
one day it was so messy that the toilet had clogged,
oh no the bog had clogged,
look at the grimy water coming up.
Soon the water had flooded the house,
bang shatter shatter,
something had come down the chimney.
I swam downstairs and looked , it was a shark!
Oh no the bog had clogged.
I swam upstairs into my room,
got my boxing gloves went downstairs and bopped the shark on the nose,
I swam up into the toilet and flushed and flushed all the water had evaporated and the shark had disappeared.
Yes, Yes, the bog’s not clogged!