There once was a robber who robbed.
His name was Bob,
And he was caught by a very big cop,
During his 117th rob.
It was when the cops saw
How rich he was,
They guessed that he must have robbed lots,
So Bob had to pop!
In Mr Magoo’s amazing zoo you will find…
A jaguar quickly eating a tiny spider
A cheeky chimpanzee loudly calling to his friends
An enormous elephant stomping stupidly
A sweet sheep snoozing soundly
And a perfect pig rolling in the messy mud.
There once was a log, who looked like a dog.
When anyone walked past him,
they threw him like a log.
There once was a dog, who looked like a log.
When anyone walked past her,
they called her log dog.
There once was a cat, who looked like a bat.
When anyone saw him,
They said, “What’s that?!”
There once was a bat, who looked like a cat,
When anyone saw her,
They bat- tered her and ran away!
In Mr Magoo’s amazing zoo you will find…
A fast, fury, fuzzy cheetah swimming quickly through the smelly, small, slimy dolphins.
A brave, beautiful , brown , bossy monkey smiling meanly at the nice, noisy, native bear.
A tall, tame, tenacious , rabbit thumping quickly at the warm, wild, wonderful leopard
A brave, beautiful, bossy meerkat laughing hysterically at the fierce, furious, fussy koala bears .
As I was walking down our street,
I met a man who had no feet!
He had no shoes,
He had no toes,
He had no laces, tied in bows,
And when he said, “Oh hello dear.”
I ran back down our street in fear!
In Mr Magoo’s amazing zoo you will find…
A cute, clever, curious kangaroo jumping quickly in the sand chasing the smelly, slimy, small seals.
A pretty, perfect, pleasant penguins waddling slowly onto the ice laughing hysterically at the loud, lazy, large alligators.
A fuzzy, fierce, friendly panda swinging loudly through the trees smacking the wet, weird warm dolphins.
A loud, loveable, large koala bear clapping quickly at the brave, beautiful, bossy meerkats.
A giant, galloping, graceful pony singing happily at the short, smart, shy dogs.
A messy, mental, mischievous monkey squawking at the noisy, nosy, natural anacondas.
A playful, picky, perfect leopard playing cards happily with a small, slow, smelly fish.
And a fluffy, fast, feathery bird playing scrabble with a smelly, slow, smooth tortoise.
In Mr. Magoo’s amazing zoo you will find
A slippery, scaly snake hissing at a pongy, picky penguin.
A shy, sluggish sloth staring angrily at a grumpy, gigantic gorilla,
A ferocious, feisty flamingo laughing hysterically at a mischievous, messy monkey,
A loud, lying lion growling angrily at a meagre mini market
And grumpy, gigantic glorious zebra looking at a lazy long leopard.