Dear Santa
I want presents,
can I have a toy which gives me joy,
and it has to be for a boy.
I want presents,
can I have a car which goes rar,
and it has to fit in my bar.
I want presents,
can I have a pig which jigs,
and it’s rigged to a bomb.
I want presents,
can I have a cat which doesn’t like rats,
and it has to sit on laps.
So Santa,
Please don’t give me coal,
because I’ll put it in a hole.
